THE LINK: Admiral Farragut’s biography on Wikipedia

We start off with a whimper. Nothing here that’s too amazingly weird, or disturbingly confusing. Just the biography of Admiral David Glasgow Farragut. Apparently he was the first Rear Admiral of the United States Navy. Is my wife trying to tell me something? If so, I have mixed feelings. I’ve had a colonoscopy before, and the preparation was torturous. And that was without the doctor having to wine me and dine me. And listen to me tell him about my day at work. Etc. Etc.

More than likely she was just conducting research for her much anticipated debut romance novel “Ishmael Calls Me.”

WHAT I LEARNED FROM THIS LINK:

Wikipedian history buffs write really boring biographies. Also, the following would make a great gangsta rap album cover with enough photoshop work:

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Until the next update: Have you bought your significant other any luxury items lately?